by Veril » Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:40 pm
Shaman get a new Shark Pet with fricking Laser Beams for eyes.
Warriors get a cloth doll to play with, big babies that they are
BL get the ability to transform themselves into a shaman or a monk, and become a proper useful class.
Rangers (but nobody else) get loot all button - coz they die so much
Clerics get the ability to solo anything by pressing one button.
Druids get spells that are almost completly useless in all circumstaces, and in those special circumstances their spells are completly useless. And they see this as an upgrade. poor druids.
Chanters have mezz taken off them, and it is given to monks as a core class ability.
Paladin's get to see, but not touch, BoFF.
Bards get 8 more classes core abilites, but better than the core class does. And nobody notices.
Wizards can blow shit up in new and interesting ways. And get summoned. And die. But they do get to see a biger number than ever before on the screen.
Mages get mre pets, or pet related things. And get to wish to be wizards so they could blow shit up properly.
Necromancers get to double their DPS all the time. And they can never ever post about it.....
SK get something nobody ever understands, and have to have all the spells recreated again in subtly different but almost identicle versions because they are special.
Rogues get to do more DPS than ever before and nothing else ever.
Berzerkers get drowned. All of them. Forever. And everybody cheers.
Monks get nothing. But they are told it is something. And after 2 years of parsing they finally pursuade the designers that monks were right all along.
DAMMMM.. I've broken the NDA again....
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Veril on Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.