am in glasgae...wheres the offy?

[spiritsofding]

a glasgow mans view to employer relations.......

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Walked out, was a KP/Waiter more KP[he washed dishes] though, told him I have better things to do. Which I did, it involved going to the shops and buying alcohol. Went back a week later with 2 of my mates at about 3am, pissed, started pissing through the letterbox. About 4 mins in, half-way throught my piss all I hear is, "Riiiiiight".

HE WAS ONLY KIPPING IN HIS CAFE, ****EN VAGRANT.

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He then went on to complain that his girlfriend wasnt too chuffed about his behaviour! yes u guessed it, she also washed dishes!

another poster replied:

"Lasses*, man. If there's roofs to be climbed, melons to be blown up, condiments to be snorted, body parts to be set alight, or things to be pissed through, you can always rely on them to be bloody negative about it."


WOW! I knew i had something missing in my life! 33 years on this planet and i never seen any exploding melons. I feel such a nuuby!!


* in northern england and scotland the slang for women is lass. Added that for benefit of european readers, or any of our off-world readers.

[Hodur]

[Beolvaar]